Yesterday as I was eating supper I was listening to Erik talking to Kade. He said some things that would be pretty hilarious if they weren't directed at a 9 month old. It got me thinking of all the things we say these days on a pretty regular basis, with a completely straight face, and I know we're not the only ones.
~Here, smell his butt, does it stink?
~Let's not chew on the table.
~Did you shower today? No. Did you shower yesterday? (long pause) I can't remember.
~Was there poop in the diaper? Not really, just a couple Cocoa Puffs. Damn, I was hoping for more.
~Let's not chew on Molly's bone.
~It's 8:00 already?!? I need to get to bed!
~NO! Don't lick the glass! Yeah, my kid is a glass licker. Sorry about that.
(P.S. This was a different parent talking about their kid. Kade isn't a glass licker...yet)
~There's a piece of grass stuck in his wrist roll and I can't get it out!
~Let's not eat our socks.
~Look! He's pooping! CUTE!
Anybody have anymore to add???
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