To Kade's future wife: You're welcome.  Love, your future mother-in-law.

Me: "Kade, are you going to take a shower or a bath tonight?"

Kade: "I'll probably just do whatever you think I should do."

It took Kade exactly 4 years, 2 months and 20 days to figure out how to answer a woman correctly. Erik and I have been together 20 years and he still hasn't learned to answer my questions like that!! Kid's a genius :-)